Monday, May 29, 2006

Reincarnation

Hello my fellow readers. As a start, I would like to announce that my Asashi has just been reincarnated again. The story starts like this. About three weeks ago which was during my exam, I was playing Counter Strike Condition Zero II to release the tension and stress of studying hard for the exam. At that time, I was on rampage. I myself as a counter terrorist kept on throwing hand grenades Grenade Tossat any terrorist that I met and blasted them into smithereens using my sub machinegun Recoil . After playing for a period of half-an hour, there was a foul smell which resembled the smell of something that was scorched. I felt weird as I thought that the game can’t be that realistic that even the smoke inside the screen could even be smelled. Little that I know was that my PC was actually having a “heart attack”. Something was wrong with its heart (power supply), causing it to be unable to distribute blood (electric current) to the other parts of its body (hardware). Not long after that, its heart stopped functioning and it went unconscious Lightning Strike (no more electricity). I tried giving it CPR (pushing the power button a lot of times) after letting it cool down but to no avail. It was so weak that only flashes of light can be seen when I pushed the power button. I have foreseen and expected something like this would happen one day because it has been showing symptoms of a heart failure weeks before that incident. For example, the power would suddenly turn off when I’m playing a game and I need to wait for a few minutes for it to cool down before able to turn it back on again. After the examinations were over, I sent my PC to the best PC hospital in the world, Asashi Sdn.Bhd for it to undergo a heart transplant (change the power supply). I was impressed at Asashi’s service as it diagnosed and recuperated my PC in just 5 days. Stone said that his Acer need one week. Ceeehhh, what a lousy service!!! It only cost me RM55 after a discounted price of RM10.

OK, let’s stop admiring the incredible and formidable power of Asashi. Recently, there was a “Single Mother Charity fund” organized by the Wanita MCA association to raise funds and aid widows who are sustaining the cost of living of their family by themselves. It was held at the Kao Ong Yeh Temple from 9.00am until 1.00pm. I with some other classmates from my tuition centre was selected by Mr.Ong to become volunteers at the fair. According to Mr.Ong, he was helping a friend who is a MCA member. He forced most of his students to buy or help him sell at least one book of coupon which cost RM10.00 each. Those who studied in An Xing during primary school days were unfortunate because Mr.Ong forced them to buy or sell 5 books of coupons. He exclaimed that the funds would also be used to help An Xing as well. LIES, LIES, THESE ARE ALL LIES!!! The funds are clearly stated for single mothers only. He forced me to buy one when I can’t sell it out. There goes my hard earned RM10.00. Frankly speaking, I didn't mind at all because it was for charity to help those needy people. Well, we went to help put at 8.00am at Sunday. When we arrived at there, we were given a yellow MCA T-shirt. After changing into our new T-shirt, we were told the stall number that we need to go to. Jian Shi and I were told to look after stall 23 which sold Muruku and coconut candy. Our business was a failure, do you know why? One packet of Muruku cost RM5.00 while a small container of coconut candy cost RM10.00. Most people did not even dare to taste the samples that we offered after hearing the price. Most of them were scared away by the unreasonable price. We only managed to sell 6 packets of Murukus and 3 containers of coconut candies to Jian Shi’s relatives who visited our stall. In fact, I think they will regret buying the Murukus because it tasted so disgusting Gross . The only flavour you can taste is the flavour of the flour and the oil used in making the murukus. It was tasteless and the Indian woman told us to sell it for RM5.00. She proclaimed that that was the price at the market and it was considered quite cheap and reasonable. I think I better buy a packet of Mamee which cost only 20 cent. Later, I was transferred to another stall which sold chocolates, pineapple tarts, chocolate almond cookies, ginseng, banana butter cakes, jellies with a small doll on it and red wines which were from Perfect Formula (a shop specially for teaching baking techniques). At there, the business was even worse as we only sold one box of banana butter cake and a bottle of red wine. As usual, they were scared away by the unreasonable high price. A small box of chocolate, pineapple tart, and chocolate almond cookies cost RM20.00 each while the cake cost RM30.00!!! Many visitors preferred to go to the char kuay teow, yong tao foo, ais kacang, ding dang sweets, chicken rice and chu cheong fun stalls as the food were cheaper and tasted better. Other than food, there were also other stalls that sold toys, stationeries, handbags, perfumes, R.O. exercise books and games that offered prizes for winners. There was also a stage where people gave boring speeches, sang and danced. There were a group which consist of 4 children and a group of old women sang and dance. Both performed very well. At around 1.00pm, we were served with free food. First was the Briyani Rice with chicken curry, next was the chicken rice, then was the cendol and last of all the chu cheong fun. We were also given coupons to take some free presents as our rewards. I took a pencil box with a spoon and a pair of chopsticks inside. Before we head home, we were served with the leftovers from the soy milk and fruit pudding that were unable to sell out. I managed to buy a cute Mashimaro doll for Pei Wen. I just felt an urge to buy a present for her as I have never done so all this years. I hope she would like the present I bought for her. I just assumed that girls like cute dolls. I’m afraid that she would think the present as something very disturbing. She is my Sweetheart

About my exam, I have no comments.